A Sneak Peak at my New Year’s Resolutions

1. Stop saying the word “actually” all the time. Because it’s actually annoying.
2. Sleep more. Because I’m almost 40 and I’m tired.
3. Make two new friends by the end of the year. Because my old ones are getting worn out and creaky. They talk about boring things like graduate school and politics and mortgages when I want to talk about cartoons and candy and Adam Lambert. I need to be friends with 10-year-olds.