#WeekendCoffeeshare: What Happens When I Sleep

weekendcoffeeshareIf we were having coffee I would tell you about this dream I had last night.

Star wars Tatooine

Tatooine

It started off with me on Tatooine, looking for She-Ra. I found her, but the planet was going to blow up for some reason (Death Star?) We barely managed to get off the surface and then crash landed on another planet called Tatooine Ghost (Which is actually a book, set on Tatooine.)


It was basically Earth, which makes no sense. By the time we got there, I had to pee really bad, so I was looking for a bathroom, and found this door that opened into a secret room of people operating an illegal phone sex business.

I tried to get out of there, ended up in the parking lot, and one of the phone sex guys got beat up. I called the cops on my ancient cell phone from 1999. I was waiting to be questioned when the Leverage Crew showed up.

Leverage-leverage-cast promo
“Me: No. No, no, no. Get out of here, you guys, please, I don’t want to lie to the cops!
Eliott: Who the hell are you?”

NCIS cast promo

Pauley Perrette, Michael Weatherly, Sean Murray, Mark Harmon, Cote de Pablo, Brian Dietzen,Rocky Carroll, David McCallum of the CBS series NCIS.
Photo: Brian Bowen Smith/CBS © 2010 CBS Broadcasting Inc, All Rights Reserved.

Then NCIS shows up to question me.
“Me: OH FUCK there is no way I’m going to be able to lie to Gibbs, get out of here NOW…Agent Gibbs! Hi! Listen, I really have to pee…”
This the second time Leverage and NCIS have been in my dreams together.

Have a nice weekend, folks! Hope you got a laugh.